Too sad even for a country song
Country singer Chris Cagle found out in the delivery room that the baby wasn’t his.
“As many of you are aware, I had been anxiously awaiting the addition of a new baby to my life. The baby has been born and both mother and child are in good health. Since the birth, however, we have discovered that biologically, the child is not mine.”
That makes ‘took the dog, took the truck’ look like happy meal.