I don’t think I’ll be taking interview tips from Dupree….
Personnel Manager: “So, why don’t you describe yourself, Mr. Dupree.”
Dupree: “I’m a people person. Very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Um, not so task-oriented. I’m not a workhorse. If you’re looking for a Clydesdale, I’m probably not your man. Like, I don’t live to work. It’s more the other way around. I work to live. Um, incidentally, what’s your policy on Columbus Day?”
Personnel Manager: “Uh, we, we work.”
Dupree: “Really? The guy discovered the New World. I’m afraid to even ask about Victory over Japan Day.”