I’m a little behind on this, but it cracked me up.
I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago. -Mitt Romney
I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that’s what it takes. -John McCain
I drank a milkshake on 9/11. -Rudy Giuliani
I drink your milkshake, but I’m paying for it with gold. -Ron Paul
America deserves a new milkshake. -Barack Obama
I will fight the corporations so that you can drink your own milkshake. -John Edwards
I have 35 years of milkshake-drinking experience. *sob* -Hillary Clinton
It depends on what your definition of “milkshake” is. -Bill Clinton
Global warming is melting your milkshake. -Al Gore
We’re making good progress in the war on milkshakes, and make no mistake: we will prevail. -George W. Bush
It’s like milkshakes are smurfy. I have to go vote for a milkshake today.