Whip Club

First rule of whip club: No on talks about whip club (except the Dallas Morning News, or course).

Second rule of whip club: If it’s your first time here, you must crack a whip.

“When there’s just one person at a park cracking a whip, you’re a nut and they’ll come arrest you,” said Sebastian, 35. “But if there are two or three, you’re a group and they’ll leave you alone.”

They began meeting in Dallas parks but moved to Grand Prairie three years ago because of its central location. There are about 100 members locally, but the group’s Web site – www .whipenthusiasts.orghas generated an additional 2,300 members in offshoot clubs throughout the U.S., Canada, Great Britain and Tasmania, Sebastian said.

This just struck me as funny. 🙂

4 thoughts on “Whip Club”

  1. …and if you’re in a situation like that, there’s only one thing you can do and that’s walk into the shrink wherever you are, just walk in say Shrink,

    “You can get anything you want, at Alice’s restaurant.”

    And walk out.

    You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he’s really sick and they won’t take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they’re both faggots and they won’t take either of them.

    And three people do it – three … can you imagine, three people walking in singin’ a bar of Alice’s Restaurant and walking out. They may think it’s an organization.

    And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day walking in singin’ a bar of Alice’s Restaurant and walking out.

    And friends they may thinks it’s a movement.

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