M: Since I started doing that, I find I can now judge people.
K: Since you started getting your nails & toes done, you can now judge other people?
M: Yes, basically.
M: I can judge other peoples’ bad hair.
M: And she should probably get her nails done.
K: ((silence))
M: She has really bad hair. Really. It’s really bad. Look at it. It’s like a black shellacked helmet! And the moles, my God. I would do something with myself before I went on TV. A little vanity goes a long way.
In related news, I love having my laptop at moments like these.
You’re mean. And this was mostly taken out of context. But really, if you knew you were going to be on TV, wouldn’t you at least try to look a little decent?