M: Since I started doing that, I find I can now judge people.
K: Since you started getting your nails & toes done, you can now judge other people?
M: Yes, basically.
M: I can judge other peoples’ bad hair.
M: And she should probably get her nails done.
M: She has really bad hair. Really. It’s really bad. Look at it. It’s like a black shellacked helmet! And the moles, my God. I would do something with myself before I went on TV. A little vanity goes a long way.
In related news, I love having my laptop at moments like these.