The good folks at Budweiser are releasing a new beer, B-to-the-E, for “contemporary adults who are looking for the latest beverage to keep up with their highly social and fast-paced lifestyles.” Yeah. Right.
What is it? Beer with caffeine, guarana and ginseng. Why? I have no idea. I guess it’s marketed to some people will start drinking Coor’s Light with lime.
I’m clearly out of touch with highly social and fast-paced lifestyles.
Rooty tooty fresh ‘n fruity beer? Blech. No thanks. Makes me nostalgic for Bartles & Jaymes and the whimsy of yesteryear, though.
clearly out of touch!!
At last, an all-in-one product that will let me get sickeningly drunk without the worry of passing out and sobering up. Hurrah!