The beer has gone bad

The good folks at Budweiser are releasing a new beer, B-to-the-E, for “contemporary adults who are looking for the latest beverage to keep up with their highly social and fast-paced lifestyles.” Yeah. Right.

What is it? Beer with caffeine, guarana and ginseng. Why? I have no idea. I guess it’s marketed to some people will start drinking Coor’s Light with lime.

I’m clearly out of touch with highly social and fast-paced lifestyles.

3 thoughts on “The beer has gone bad”

  1. Rooty tooty fresh ‘n fruity beer? Blech. No thanks. Makes me nostalgic for Bartles & Jaymes and the whimsy of yesteryear, though.

  2. At last, an all-in-one product that will let me get sickeningly drunk without the worry of passing out and sobering up. Hurrah!

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