An “interesting” website called MarryYourPet bills themselves as the “pet & people wedding specialists”. I’m immediately getting a flashback of Janeane Garofalo’s Truth about Cats & Dogs sage wisdom of, “It’s ok to love your pet, just don’t love your pet.”
So you’ve found your partner for life, the only thing is – he’s an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that he really is an animal, e.g. with feathers, scales or whatnot.
No matter. What’s important is that you’re happy, not their facial hair or how many legs he’s got. So go on, if you really love him and you’re in this for life, isn’t it time you married your pet?
Oh, dear lord.
Wedding packages range from $20-$200. You can also get a marriage certificate, t-shirt, and wall plaque. Apparently there are several satisfied customers. Still not sure? Here’s answers to the vexing questions of why marry your pet, how to know if “he’s the one for me”, and how to propose.
Ready to tie the knot? Just remember…
Although we are happy to marry you, we cannot guarantee that you will happy. MarryYourPet is in no way responsible for anything nasty occurring. If your marriage breaks down or you can no longer stand their smelly breath, it’s entirely your own problem.
Oh, dear lord, indeed.