ATTN:

ATTENTION PEOPLE OF EARTH:

If you are coming to this blog (or Merrin’s blog) because you are “searching” for me (or Merrin), I suggest you email us. Otherwise, we may think you’re a crazy stalker or something. (Especially if you live in Euless, use Windows 98, Internet Explorer 5, and SBC dial-up.)

If nothing else, repeated visits by searching for our names will get your IP address blocked. Not because we don’t like you, but because we can’t imagine why any sane person would search us out by name.

If you think your recent visit to this (or Merrin’s site) is the reason for this message, you should email and explain. At the very least, it will silence the voices in my head.

So, to summarize: If you want to contact us, I suggest email. Otherwise, we may think you’re a crazy stalker or something.

2 thoughts on “ATTN:”

  1. No, really. I’m beginning to be a little bit paranoid. Strange IP addresses keep showing up, along with searches for my name. Please tell me who you are. It’s kinda creepy.

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