Friday @ Home

My routine is all shot to hell. I’m home today to catch up on my rest and to recover. (Don’t ask)

Meanwhile, the whole world is in some kind of chaotic funk. There’s no friday five (grr! – understandable, but “grr!” nonetheless). I forgot to take the trash out to the curb…so the wife is going to kill me (or at least make me load it up in the truck and drive until I locate a dumpster!) I can’t find a decent sort attributes mod to sort the options over at (a.k.a. a.k.a. I’ve got Jimmy Buffett tickets to sell (4, 2, 4, 2) over at ebay. It’s like 44 degrees outside (!! brr !!).

The world is all screwed up. There’s a riot that kills 500 in Nigeria over whether the Miss World pageant is…(whatever the Muslim word for “kosher” is). I’m going to be vilified across the globe for even suggesting a link between “kosher” and Muslims. :shock A pastor in (gulp) Fort Worth was arrested for pulling the old “Where’d that slide come from?” routine during a powerpoint show. AOL continues to enslave the unrefined and is now spreading it’s reach with prepaid internet cards at the wife’s bastion of retail bliss: Target.

I mean, the shit has really hit the fan here, people. (fun game via mefi)

I don’t know. Maybe I shouldn’t have had that early morning caffeine. :wink

Have a great Friday, everybody! Your very best pal,

PS – Special shout out to the peeps in TAMPA! Especially you, Fonzie!