When Israel says “x” is or isn’t a terrorist attack, how ’bout we all just shut up and take their word for it.

Moments after a gunman opened fire on a crowd at LAX on July 4th, the Israeli government called it a “terrorist attack.” Meanwhile, US authorities said, “Heck no, this wasn’t a terrorist attack. This was probably just a guy who didn’t like certain people and would rather die killing them than to go on living.”

Oh, OK. I get it.

The Israelis are the world’s authorities on terrorist attacks. Period – end of discussion. It’s kinda like Clinton being an authority on who’s a womanizing bastard and who isn’t.

Anyway, two months later, federal investigators decide L.A. airport shooting a terrorist act.

Hmm…who would’ve guessed?!