Porn King on the Front Lines

Well, if one man in the world appreciates the freedoms America has to offer, perhaps John Messner appreciates it more than anyone. That’s why the porn king hacked an al Qaeda message board and website, taking over it’s traffic and monitoring visitors for five days.

For everyone’s sake, let’s hope he gets a little helpful information. But not too much, otherwise we’ll have to build a statue to him and I don’t want to even imagine what it might look like.