Hooters Airlines

Oh, hell, ya! The 100% guaranteed cure to air rage. I can see it now:

“Folks, this is your captain speaking. We’re gonna have to sit on the tarmac a few extra minutes for our gate to clear. I’ve switched the in-flight screens back to the ballgame where FSU leads Miami 27-21 with 3:21 left in the fourth quarter. Just be careful with your wings and beer as we begin to taxi. And, please be sure to tip your waitstaff as they make their way through the plane.”