You will bow before my genius

Although it’s not the most scientific test ever invented, the BBC – Test the Nation IQ test is online and confirming all your suspicions:

I am a freakin’ genius!

Now, I’m sure I’m going to get emails from you people saying that either a) the test is flawed or b) you’re a lot smarter than I am, so how ’bout I just say “whatever” to both issues and you save me the trouble of replying to your message. OK?

What? You want to know how I scored? If you must know, I scored a 128. Not quite perfect, but smart enough to figure out how to manage in this world without losing one (or both!) of my opposable thumbs. And –if there was any doubt — freakin’ genius.

How ’bout it, Merrin?