Tom Cruise:braces::What:the hell

Like most men, I’ve always thought that Tom Cruise was nothing special. Well, that might be changing as Tom Cruise is getting braces to correct that annoying “asymmetry in the “mid-line” between his upper and lower teeth”.

Will we see train-tracks on lil Tommy during his next flicks? “To him, it’s no big deal,” a spokesman said. But, one caveat, “He’ll take them off for movies.”

Tom: You’re 39. Get over yourself.