I got up an hour early today to watch all the school closings and delays. Most all the little kiddies in the suburbs and rural schools got a two-hour delay. What did Fort Worth kids get? Nothing! No delay, no nothing. Man I feel so cheated, not that I have kids or anything.
Whenever you can go in a little late to work because the schools were delayed (and, in turn, the roads were icy), it’s like getting a little bonus. Today, no bonus. Damn. If you’ll excuse me, I have to head off in the four wheel, front-wheel drive sleigh sans bonus. Damn. I demand a recount!