GRRRRRR!
It’s like crack, but more addictive. Seriously. Don’t try this unless you’ve got a half hour. You’ve been warned!!!!!! Kick-ups
November 2001
“Letters” to our servicemen overseas.
The United States armed forces cannot recieve cards to “any serviceman” this year due to fears of terrorism. Instead, the Pentagon has set up a secure email system that allows …
This is going on my permanent record, I’m sure.
“Wow! Check out Britney Spears! I gotta get this internet thing more often!” I’m sure that delicious comment will get me rubber-stamped for a hot afterlife. My apologies to all …
Just 32 shopping days….
Well, Thanksgiving has come and gone. So has most of the turkey, dressing balls, and all of the champagne! We passed another holiday milestone today: The tree and lights are …
Fun, yes. Useful, no – not really.
Have you ever wondered what these highly intelligent thoughts would sound like if they were interpreted to spanish and then again to English? Well, me neither. But it’s funny as …
Give ’em hell, George!
I’d like to say here and now that I don’t think Bush should pardon a turkey this Thanksgiving. I know its a tradition (a bad one, but a tradition nonetheless). …
When I am King…
When I am King, I am going to administer a mandatory multiple choice test to every citizen on their 25th birthday. A passing grade will allow that person to continue …
Is this the Disney we’ve all come to love?
WIth no objections from me, ABC will air a Victoria’s Secret style show on prime time TV tonight. (Yeah, Brian 9 Eastern!) This “style show” will feature the famous models …
Isn’t this a fine mess…
I can’t begin to explain the number of ways that this is just wrong: Tobacco Company Buys Rights to Cancer Vaccine I guess if the tobacco company has a vaccine …
Thank you
To all our nation’s veterans: Thank you. Thank you to the men and women who have given years of their lives to the service of our country. Thank you to …