HOW TO: Sexy, Pouty Lips
Here’s a tip for those of you who are looking for Angelina Jolie – esque lips without the collagen injections: jab shards of glass into your upper lip, just below the nose. The resulting stitches will give you the sexy, pouty lips that are so en vouge.
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I wouldn’t mind keeping the lips (they do look pretty hot), but I sure can’t wait to get rid of the Frankenstein stitches. Serves me right for not paying attention to what I was doing.
I’ll have to remember that for New Year’s Eve.