It slices, it dices, it filets
What doesn’t this knife do? Heck if I know, but I bet it wouldn’t fit in my pocket.
The Most Incredible Knife
Wenger wants you to do one thing: throw out your old knives. Actually, it wants you to do several things: throw out your bike tools, your toiletries, your laser pointer and so on, because you can find all of these instruments in a huge Swiss Army knife, which includes every tool the company makes. Wenger is calling the contraption â€œGiant Knife Version 1.0.â€ It debuted with all 85 features and can perform hundreds of functions.
Who doesnâ€™t need a cigar cutter next to a bicycle chain rivet setter next to a golf divot repair tool? Wenger is on to something with this everymanâ€™s gadget. It wouldnâ€™t be a knife, though, without a blade, so Wenger put seven in the line-up. And it wouldnâ€™t be Swiss Army unless it came with tweezers and a toothpick. (Theyâ€™re included, too.)
I know what you’re thinking… twelve hundo.