It slices, it dices, it filets
What doesn’t this knife do? Heck if I know, but I bet it wouldn’t fit in my pocket.
The Most Incredible Knife
Wenger wants you to do one thing: throw out your old knives. Actually, it wants you to do several things: throw out your bike tools, your toiletries, your laser pointer and so on, because you can find all of these instruments in a huge Swiss Army knife, which includes every tool the company makes. Wenger is calling the contraption “Giant Knife Version 1.0.†It debuted with all 85 features and can perform hundreds of functions.Who doesn’t need a cigar cutter next to a bicycle chain rivet setter next to a golf divot repair tool? Wenger is on to something with this everyman’s gadget. It wouldn’t be a knife, though, without a blade, so Wenger put seven in the line-up. And it wouldn’t be Swiss Army unless it came with tweezers and a toothpick. (They’re included, too.)
I know what you’re thinking… twelve hundo.
Yeah, but how do you actually hold it to use one of the tools effectively?
And where do you store it? It seems to me that it would be mighty uncomfortable in your pocket.
Ok, that’s just the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. You could get all of those tools for less than $1200.