And so it begins

Some of the members of the Executive Committee (to which I was recently promoted) are taking me out to beat the hell out of me in the woods to play golf tomorrow night. They thought it might be nice if I brought a bottle of Gran Petron Platinum Tequila. You know, the one in the handmade bottle made of polished crystal?! (read as: holy sh*t this costs more than a bottle of Dom!). Clearly, they’re busting my…um…chops.

Well, the joke’s on them. I bought two bottles – one for them & one for me to enjoy as I like (Since I’ll probably never see “their” bottle again). I’m tempted to pour their’s out and refill it with the $2 tequilla.

And here I thought high school pranks had gone out of style!?! That being said, it’s nice to know that I’m in the ‘club’, I guess.

2 Comments on “And so it begins”

  1. Wow. Executive hazing? Sounds like fun! (Hey, any hazing that involves tequilla that good can’t be all bad.) Though I do think their choice of golf + liquor demonstrates a considerable lack of creativity on their part. Surely something far more creative could be done using the executive washroom.

    Seriously though, it sounds like you’ve made it.

    Well done sir, well done indeed.