Dear Texas Lottery
I think someone screwed up with this drawing. They were supposed to pull all six of my numbers. Instead, someone just pulled two. Not sure what kind of operation you folks are running down there, but you better get it in line quick before tonights drawing.
So fate has decided I’m a better TV celebrity than Lotto millionaire – at least so far. As best Merrin knows, we didn’t win last night. (Heh-heh!) And, for the record, I suppose I am going to be heading into work today after all. But, I’ve still got my tickets for the $120 million in tonight’s lotto!