When the wife’s away
Since Merrin’s not home tonight, I have to fend for myself. Sometimes, I actually cook, but sometimes it’s fun to just eat things that you would otherwise have to answer too many questions about if your spouse was home.
I think I managed to eat 38 servings of Hot Dog Chili Sauce tonight. (Seriously, each can has like 19 servings!) It’s really not that filling as a meal, in and of itself. I’m still kinda hungry, but we’re all out of gummi bears. I think that would have made a nice dessert.