WTF?! Britney off the market?!
CNN.com and People Magazine are reporting that Britney Spears got married to a childhood sweetheart very early Saturday morning at a Las Vegas Wedding Chapel, following a night of partying. The Las Vegas paper has the marriage license online.
According to her “people”, it was all just a joke that went too far and Spears is planning to have the marriage annulled.
How great would it be to have “people”? I mean, seriously, it would so kick ass to have “people”. I could have my “people” come online and say how that last post about having a garage sale was all in jest, or that “Kevin felt ill and, therefore, couldn’t finish doing his laundry. He should be back to normal soon.”
I need “people”. “People” rule!