Attn: Children of Flower Mound
You listening, little Flower Mound kids??
You suck. I bought all this freakin’ candy and I have bags and bags of it left over. You little kids need to tough it out when you’re trick or treating. None of this hit one street and go home crap. Get yourself a wagon and you tell your dad to drag you to every house in the neighborhood. You don’t go home ’cause your bag is full, you get yourself a second bag!
I am so worried about our future generations. C’mon, kids! You can do better!