I don’t remember college being like this
Four University at Buffalo students have injured themselves falling or jumping out of bunk beds in the first month of school, an unusually high total that concerns school officials.
In response, UB administrators are warning students to be careful when using the beds, and the school is ordering guard rails to install on all beds that don’t already have them.
Guard rails on dorm beds?! I’m just curious to find out if University at Buffalo students will get blankies and night lights, too!
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Yes… but how many of those four were drunk?
Forget that – what are four students doing in one bed?! Oh, wait…I remember.
That usually involves liquor… so I’ve heard.
Perhaps they were just over excited about sharing a room?!!
Now they can tie the bungee cords to the guard rails.
Buuunnnnggggeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Rubber sheets and bumper pads will become standard issue for every U of B freshman.