I don’t know if I should be mad, proud, upset, or what. I was out setting the sprinklers tonight and I overheard my two neighbors talking across the fence line:
Neighbor 1: “Yeah, I met him the other day. He seems like an OK guy. Great looking wife, though.”
Neighbor 2: “I saw her out on their porch the other night. She’s like 25 or something.”
N1: “Yep. Too bad they don’t have a pool.”
N2: “Oh, man. I’d never get any work done!”
N1 & N2 chuckle in a very guy way.
Great. Now my wife is the young, cute thing on the block that the guys check out when they’re supposed to be doing yard work.
(Note to self: Plant shrubs along fenceline.)