Friday Five

Questions courtesy of Friday Five:

1. What’s your favorite animal?
No animal is greater than the good puppy dog. Giraffes are nice, tigers are interesting, dolphins are awfully clever, but nothing compares to the good puppy dog.

2. What pets have you had in your lifetime?
I’ve had 5 good puppy dogs. Louie, Max, Abby, Rigley, and Chloe. We’ve also owned some fish, but fish are more like room decor than pets.

3. Is there any specific pet that you’ve wanted but never had? Why?
I wanted have a pet tiger when I was little. Then I found out that the only people who own pet tigers generally cage them up next to their trailer, just past the camaro up on blocks. Oh yeah, and Sigfreid and Roy.

4. Are you allergic to any animals?
I’m allergic to cats. They make me want to run them over with a lawn mower.

5. Do you have any ‘pet’ pet peeves (your pets or others’)?
Bad pet owners. You know, the folks that leave the good puppy dog outside in two feet of snow?! I hate those folks. Also, people who leave good puppy dogs out in the rain with no shelter. Our old neighbors used to have a good puppy dog that they didn’t take care of. It would go for days without food or water (unless we fed it). The good puppy dog would carry his stainless steel food bowl around the yard and bang it on the brick wall of their house until they came out and fed it. I guess they got tired of all the banging, because that good puppy dog eventually got a new home.